Ur Eyes Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to keep you warm on a cold night. Just pour some gasoline on it and light it on fire. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be reverse engineered to discover the origin of sleep. If we could figure out where sleep comes from, we’d know where…

— Jarod Kintz

“One blanket, coupled with a fluffy pillow, could be implemented as a torture device for insomniacs.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to reveal hidden mysteries. Quick, get naked and get under, and I will illuminate the night.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to make all your dreams come true. Well, not all of them. Just the ones that are happening while…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover the engine of a car, much like a hood does, only the blanket would help the car…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cause global warming. If you don’t want to future generations to die, I’d recommend shivering in your bare…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover up the bald spot all over my chest. That’s why I get so cold at night.
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— Jarod Kintz

“I sleep with the curtains open and starlight and moonlight shining onto me during sleep. The night sky glows with starlight in the countryside,…

— Steven Magee

“I've always thought it's unfair how people view night as a cold thing of death. I've always looked at night as a thing of…

— Sunshine Somerville

“A blanket could be used to stimulate the topographical terrain of a mountainous region. Kind of makes you feel like God, if you think…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a flag, for a sleepy nation.
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— Jarod Kintz