Quote by Jarod Kintz

“One blanket, coupled with a fluffy pillow, could be implemented as a torture device for insomniacs.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a distress symbol. You’ll know I’m in danger and in need of rescue, because I’ll be asleep and…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to eradicate the radical element that’s so pervasive and perverse in our society today. I’m talking about people sleeping…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cause global warming. If you don’t want to future generations to die, I’d recommend shivering in your bare…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a bathtub tarp, keeping all the body’s heat in, and the police’s and murder victim’s wife’s eyes out.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to help my career. Things have gone cold in this economic depression, so anything to help warm things up…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to help acclimate your body for your after death experience. Hell is hot, so you’d better warm up first.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover up the bald spot all over my chest. That’s why I get so cold at night.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket, as the epitome of warmth, could be used to stop colds. Also, sex with me might be the surest way to prevent…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stimulate the topographical terrain of a mountainous region. Kind of makes you feel like God, if you think…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to suffocate our secret desires. And what do I secretly desire? I desire suffocation, and that is why I…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be considered part of performance art, if you’re inconsiderate and steal all the covers while we’re asleep—and film me shivering and…

— Jarod Kintz