Art Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.”

— Nicole McKay

“A blanket could be used in exciting medical advancements, curing everything from shivers to tonitrophobia.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to eradicate the radical element that’s so pervasive and perverse in our society today. I’m talking about people sleeping…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a screen to project animated bedtime stories onto, and also a place to project your fears about society…

— Jarod Kintz

“One blanket, coupled with a fluffy pillow, could be implemented as a torture device for insomniacs.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a bathtub tarp, keeping all the body’s heat in, and the police’s and murder victim’s wife’s eyes out.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover up my modesty. And used to cover up my nakedness.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket would be a great surface to print my new book on, so you could read it in bed while you’re having boring,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to make all your dreams come true. Well, not all of them. Just the ones that are happening while…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a distress symbol. You’ll know I’m in danger and in need of rescue, because I’ll be asleep and…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used like a giant piece of paper. Most people just want to cum on it, but occasionally someone will want…

— Jarod Kintz