Quote by Jarod Kintz

“It’s still masturbation if your clone gives you a hand job. It’s also a lot like being a member of Congress.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It’s not really masturbating if you’re jacking your clone off. It’s more like politics.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I had a hand in getting my clone employment. I gave him a handjob.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If I walked in on two of my clones having sex, I’d think it was gay, incestuous, and just plain rude to have not…

— Jarod Kintz

“The first man to successfully clone himself deserves to pat himself on the back. And then give himself a back massage.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Being a laborer with one hand is about as useful as being a sperm donor with one nut.”

— Devon McCormack

“So did I enjoy working with my fair share of gay people? You bet”

— JD Holmes

“I'm not gay.” That wasn't what I meant to say. “Congratulations. Would you like a medal?” Bunny Slippers asked. “I already have a medal.…

— Dani Alexander

“Gay people could do anything. They were like Swiss army knives.”

— Sherman Alexie

“No one ever gave me an instruction manual on how to be an openly gay man.”

— Jameson Currier

“You know you look good if you can make a gay man open his mouth and then snap it shut.”

— Leah Spiegel

“I’m unemployed, so I’m seeking a handjob.”

— Jarod Kintz