Politics Quote by Jarod Kintz

“It’s still masturbation if your clone gives you a hand job. It’s also a lot like being a member of Congress.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Who’d cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don’t you go fuck yourself?”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m a handyman. I work with my hand. I masturbate for a living. That’s right, I’m in politics.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.”

— Woody Allen

“Seizing an imaginary microphone, Dennis adopts a limp Estuary accent: 'Masturbating's changed a lot since I were a lad, Brian. In my day, we…

— Paul Murray

“A lifestyle of deception is hard to keep up if your clones aren’t willing to participate.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Sexual intercourse is a poor substitute for masturbation.”

— Quentin Crisp

“The first man to successfully clone himself deserves to pat himself on the back. And then give himself a back massage.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If I walked in on two of my clones having sex, I’d think it was gay, incestuous, and just plain rude to have not…

— Jarod Kintz

“We must not think that by saying yes to sex, one says no to power.”

— Michel Foucault

“If I had a clone, he’d better be my equal, and not my better. Can you imagine how I’d feel being jealous of myself?”

— Jarod Kintz

“To take another person’s life for personal gain is the most selfish act imaginable. Especially when that other person is your clone.”

— Jarod Kintz