Funny Quote by Devon McCormack

“…it was the thought of using you, your body, as my own personal magical sperm repository for the rest of our lives.”

— Penny Reid

“No hand is holier than the hand given to help for the needy!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“my mum used to say that you had two hands:one to help yourself,and one t help others". then she sighed "though sometimes i wonder…

— Danielle Binks

“I was born with a dick, and not experiencing child birth first hand is a perk of owning said dick.”

— K.M. Golland

“You deserve good sperm. You’ve waited a long time.”

— Buffy Andrews

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. I really hope no one misinterprets this…

— Audrey Hepburn

“When we were conceived, we were one egg and one sperm that inexplicably split into two little girls instead of one.”

— V.J. Chambers

“so any limitations to our mutual fertility fell squarely on my shoulders—or rather, on my testicles.”

— Dalton Conley

“As you found today, having no other options makes even menial labor desirable. Sever one attachment and others become more viable.”

— N.K. Jemisin

And what we've lost sight of is that performing manual labor with your hands is one of the most incredibly satisfying and positive things…

— Nick Offerman

“You’ll never get a marriage proposal if you have to rely on your needlework.”

— Lisa See

“The callous palms of the labourer are conversant with finer tissues of self-respect and heroism, whose touch thrills the heart, than the languid fingers…

— Henry David Thoreau