Children Quote by K.M. Golland

“It's time you acted like the man that dick you were born with proves you to be.”

— Diana DeRicci

“You know why doctors slap babies on the bottom when they're born? So the dicks fall off the smart ones." He laughed. "You know…

— Barbara Elsborg

“and it feels good to know that my first-born child from my nut sack belongs to you.”

— Nako

“It's not your fault you had an unwanted dick in you.”

— Rebecca O'Donnell

“It’s often said when a baby is born so is a grandparent; well, for me it turned out that when I was born it…

— Lisa A. Tortorello

“Being a laborer with one hand is about as useful as being a sperm donor with one nut.”

— Devon McCormack

“None of us gets to choose how we're born, it's what we make of ourselves afterwards.”

— Kenneth Oppel

“I was the only creature with a vagina who would duck if someone ever tried to hand me a baby. I was too selfish…

— Rachel K. Burke

“In a nutshell: I control my dick. My dick does not control me. At least, that’s what I’ve been telling myself for the last…

— Emma Chase

“Men with little dicks got all kinds of things to prove to people, mainly that a little dick don't matter as long as you…

— S.K. Epperson

“There is absolutely no reason to be a dick, just because you have one.”

— Jonna Ivin

“If there's a perk to having such a fucked up father, it's that he's in no position to judge.”

— Jonathan Tropper