Quote by Jarod Kintz

Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.

— Bette Midler

“Men are mystifying creatures. For instance why do all men think their penis is a panacea for all the world’s problems?”

— Tyne O'Connell

“A penis has never been something that you pick up and put down and put away idly without consideration.”

— Larry Kramer

“I think men think about their penises as much as women think about molestation.”

— Christy Leigh Stewart

“Since I enjoy intelligent conversation, I generally want an IQ that's larger than the bra size.” “So, if I’m a drooling idiot, you’ll leave…

— Ann Bruce

“Thank God I have enough skin to cover my entire body. But just barely. If my penis were a mere 2.54 centimeters longer, I…

— Jarod Kintz

Some of us are born big-minded with small penises. Others have big penises and small-minded.

— John Lydon

“No matter the size of your husband's penis, no other woman should know it.”

— Chika Unigwe

“I may have overmothered you and screwed you up in ways large and small, but I think it’s time you took some measure of…

— Anonymous

“You've been living more than fifty years with a normal brain, you have a decent job, you even own your own sailboat, and still…

— Huruki Murakami

“The last three inches of my penis shaft are perfect. Of course, the last three and the first three are one and the same.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Male territorial insanity yields only to another male. What a difference the possession of a penis makes!”

— Marilyn French