Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Would you like to hear about the fascinating things lizards can do if you chew off their tails?”

— Elle Lothlorien

“Whatever happens, I’m glad we ate that bleeping lizard.”

— Carl Hiaasen

“Stole this from a lizard for you - D”

— John Green

“I went looking for a legend and found a lizard. A fascinating lizard, but a lizard just the same.”

— Patrick Rothfuss

“Lizards that blend into the rock do so to catch flies.”

— Margaret Weis / Tracy Hickman

“I knew one thing, this pit lizard was going to have a good time tonight!”

— Shey Stahl

“My wife is a lovely leathery green, the blue-tongued lizard said; Her eyes are as red as bulldog ants, lurking in holes in her…

— Douglas Alexander Stewart

“Facing one of my own species terrified me far more than fighting an army of blood spitting bugs.”

— Pam Godwin

“I would not put my little bird in the jaws of a trap without being near enough to make sure it wouldn't close on…

— Lili St. Crow

“I just watched this documentary on the mating habits of whiptail lizards and trust me, if those things can make it happen, you can…

— Robin Bielman

“I was beginning to think I had let 'my alligator mouth overload my jaybird ass.”

— Hal Needham

“Unless you want a horrible surprise, never go bird watching with an open mouth.”

— Kent Allan Rees