Lizard Quote by Carl Hiaasen

“Would you like to hear about the fascinating things lizards can do if you chew off their tails?”

— Elle Lothlorien

“I saw two lizards kissing yesterday, but I scared them off. Maybe I should have taken off my bird costume before peeping on them.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Liam was starting to feel sorry for himself. It had been a strange and interesting day and he had learned a lot. He had…

— Thea Harrison

“Stole this from a lizard for you - D”

— John Green

“I went looking for a legend and found a lizard. A fascinating lizard, but a lizard just the same.”

— Patrick Rothfuss

“Lizards that blend into the rock do so to catch flies.”

— Margaret Weis / Tracy Hickman

“To put it simply, the lizard brain is purely concerned with survival.”

— Stephen Richards

“I knew one thing, this pit lizard was going to have a good time tonight!”

— Shey Stahl

“My wife is a lovely leathery green, the blue-tongued lizard said; Her eyes are as red as bulldog ants, lurking in holes in her…

— Douglas Alexander Stewart

“Thank you for nothing, you stupid reptile.”

— Cressida Cowell

“I don't give a damn about what people say. They can be reptile food for all I care.”

— Haruki Murakami

“Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.”

— Hiccup Horrendous Haddock