Contemporary-romance Quote by Robin Bielman

“Would you like to hear about the fascinating things lizards can do if you chew off their tails?”

— Elle Lothlorien

“Lizards that blend into the rock do so to catch flies.”

— Margaret Weis / Tracy Hickman

“Let us observe the mating rituals of the lecherous North American lounge lizard in his native habitat: The Open Bar.”

— Qwen Salsbury

“I saw two lizards kissing yesterday, but I scared them off. Maybe I should have taken off my bird costume before peeping on them.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Every decent man in America ought to swoon with joy for the opportunity to crush with his heel the woolly head of this black…

— Richard Wright

“Sometimes I felt the bloated Toad, hideous and pampered with the poisonous vapours of the dungeon, dragging his loathsome length along my bosom: Sometimes…

— Matthew Gregory Lewis

I go where the lizards tell me.

— Scott Westerfeld

“They could, but they wouldn’t make it far. Gators,” Marcus stated. “There’re also some vipers in there, and a few other traps for those…

— Eve Langlais

“I went looking for a legend and found a lizard. A fascinating lizard, but a lizard just the same.”

— Patrick Rothfuss

“My wife is a lovely leathery green, the blue-tongued lizard said; Her eyes are as red as bulldog ants, lurking in holes in her…

— Douglas Alexander Stewart

“Damsels were women unable to do anything more complicated than get themselves captured by overgrown lizards with virgin fetishes.”

— S.E. Zbasnik

“Stole this from a lizard for you - D”

— John Green