Friendship Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Your brakes have gone out. May as well pretend to enjoy the ride.”

— Liz Rosenberg

“I have to say, old friend, you were supposed to help train her, not drop her off a cliff.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“When I was younger, I used to drive like this all the time. Today I expected to be pulled over, pummeled, and summarily arrested…

— G.M. Ford

“The old man bridled at this. All his life he had gone out of his way to avoid any situation that might be mistaken…

— Dan Rhodes

“It was like passing the scene of a car accident. She couldn't resist slamming on the brakes and staring at the wreckage.”

— Jessica Kelly

“That's the funny thing about cars and teenage boys. They never mean to hurt you when they crash, they just do.”

— John Goode

“She thinks I am easily distracted when I drive. There were a few fender benders, but she doesn’t actually realize I was playing bumper…

— Leigh Ann Lunsford

“You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you panicked and…

— Janet Evanovich

“A bad driving and not even trying!”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

“Beware the road outside your door, for it is all at once old friend and passing stranger.”

— Loren W. Cooper

“Instead, I yelled at him. “You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg…

— Janet Evanovich

“I had a dream about you. You were on a bike going 70 miles an hour, I could see you approaching my car in…

— Georgia Saratsioti