Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I’m not opposed to new people, I just don’t like their packaging (diapers).”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Tell the children to do all their business before they come over. I do not change diapers.” — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
“Still waiting for them to make reversible diapers, maybe with teflon coating...” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Let us hope manufacturers can come up with a diaper that is environmentally sound. To go back to cloth would send us back to… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“The bill before Parliament proposing that citizens have the right to clean diapers has been withdrawn. Just as I’m having to start wearing them!” — Hendrik Groen Copy Share Image
“Just because I’d spent the last five years of my life dealing with diapers and dirty dishes didn’t mean my brain had turned into… — Karen MacInerney Copy Share Image
“Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.” — Eça de Queirós Copy Share Image
“I need to hire a babysitter for Friday night. I also need to buy myself some adult diapers.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Love has already put on its pants by the time you realize your diaper needs to be changed.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You and I come custom-equipped in much the same way. They don't call babies bundles of joy for nothing.” — Nick Carter Copy Share Image
Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
