Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Maybe I could hear better if my ears weren’t flipped inside out. Unlike a cat’s ears, you can’t tell mine are flipped over. But…

— Jarod Kintz

“Dear cat, your ears are flipped inside out, so I know you’re not listening to a word I’m not saying.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If a cat spoke, it would say things like 'Hey, I don’t see the problem here.”

— Roy Blount Jr

“I realized that cats make a perfect audience, they don't laugh at you, they never contradict you, there's no need to impress them, and…

— Elle Newmark

“All cats talk however they want. To whomever they want. But only a rude human speaks out of turn. Be quiet.”

— Robin Hobb

“I don’t know why I’m so crazy about cats. I like how they are soft and warm, and individualistic, kind of like me.”

— Haruki Murakami

“i wish cats could float around your head”

— Megan Boyle

“There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.”

— Dan Greenberg

“that's what i mean about cats. they're always trying to make fools of us humans.”

— Lilian Jackson Braun

“The cat walked through the world, with its whiskers, ears and paws…”

— Brendan Wenzel

“I won't read a book whose pages have been dog-eared, because I'm more of a cat person.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Sometimes when we say things, is like putting the head inside of a tiger's mouth and wating for it not to be closed.”

— Kimberly Loskov