Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I like how cats’ ears can flip inside out. It’s as if they’re saying, Keep talking, human, but I’m not even listening.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Maybe I could hear better if my ears weren’t flipped inside out. Unlike a cat’s ears, you can’t tell mine are flipped over. But…

— Jarod Kintz

“If a cat spoke, it would say things like 'Hey, I don’t see the problem here.”

— Roy Blount Jr

“I realized that cats make a perfect audience, they don't laugh at you, they never contradict you, there's no need to impress them, and…

— Elle Newmark

“All cats talk however they want. To whomever they want. But only a rude human speaks out of turn. Be quiet.”

— Robin Hobb

“I won't read a book whose pages have been dog-eared, because I'm more of a cat person.”

— Jarod Kintz

A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to…

— Jerome K. Jerome

“Leave me alone, I’m only speaking to my cat today”

— Elizabeth Lennox

“Listen not to the words that have been spoken, but bend your ears to what has not been said.”

— Ian Ségal

“didn’t speak Feline, but by God that cat knows English.”

— Shannon Hill

“I’ll understand you, kitten. You and I, we’re going to speak without speaking.”

— C.D. Reiss

“I had never come across a talking cat before, but good manners, as my father used to say, cost nothing.”

— Jasper Fforde