Pet Peeves Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I don't have pet peeves - I have major psychotic fucking hatreds.”

— George Carlin

“Peeves make for terrible pets.”

— Peter Wisan

“I’m not your new pet, you know! I’m more than just another cute furry face!”

— Natasha Brown

“When someone tells me they don’t read, I like to walk up to them and stroke their hair, pet it really, because you know…

— Jarod Kintz

“You know what I like most about people? Pets.
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— Jarod Kintz

“She's one of those who goes all gooey over small furry animals. Not that it stops her eating them”

— Simon Bestwick

“My furries need guidance. And, I'm bored.”

— Alanea Alder

“Sometimes I wish I had been born with cat fur, whiskers, and a tail, though I guess I am grateful that at least I…

— Jarod Kintz

“My cat stood still like a furry statue. I wanted to go pet it, but I ended up petting a painting instead. Ah, but…

— Jarod Kintz

“Children are like cats, only less useful and less furry.”

— Mark Lawrence

“There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’d like touch screens better if they were furry, like cats.”

— Jarod Kintz