Pet Peeves Quote by George Carlin Download Open image ““I don't have pet peeves - I have major psychotic fucking hatreds.”” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Pet Peeves
“I have so many pet peeves that I can’t even pet them all. And damn I wish they were furry.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Some things are so frightful that a bit of madness is the only sane response. You know that, don’t you?” — Sarah Waters Copy Share Image
“I don't want to talk about those things. I see the worst in people. I don't need to look past seeing them to get… — Paul Thomas Anderson Copy Share Image
“The most annoying thing about it is that once a person gives a shit about one thing, he finds he has to start giving… — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
“The crazy part of my mind is like a mischievous pet I have to keep watch over or it might behave badly while I'm… — Margaret Sartor Copy Share Image
“The gossips, slackers, and hypocrites have always hated me. I'm ok with that. The weak minded often blame the mirror.” — Steve Maraboli Copy Share Image
“Madness is always a wonderful excuse, don’t you think? For doing terrible things to other people.” — Jennifer McMahon Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
One of my pet peeves is when people think that pop guys go country when they can't make it in pop anymore. — Darius Rucker Copy Share Image
I don't have pet peeves like some people. I have whole kennels of irritation. — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
This is always one of my big pet peeves is that 65% of NBA players, three years out of the NBA, are broke. I… — Ben Howland Copy Share Image
One of my pet peeves is that when people are in their automobiles, I think they're exceptionally rude on the road. I would love… — Chris Carmack Copy Share Image
For me, it's always been one of my pet peeves to keep people engaged and talking, and just always being interested in what I… — Future Copy Share Image
Serving the reader by working cooperatively with the writer? Sometimes throwing 'the rules' out the window? Clearing the decks of pet peeves, mythical prohibitions… — Craig Lancaster Copy Share Image
One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do things that are funny to the writer, but… — Glenn Howerton Copy Share Image
I have more pet peeves than anybody: people talking in the movie theater, people eating in the movie theater loudly, people being rude, people… — Kate Beckinsale Copy Share Image
When you're fighting for social justice, one of my biggest pet peeves is speaking out of ignorance. — Eva Longoria Copy Share Image
The history of English is full of that, lots of things done with good intentions that 200 years down the road have resulted in… — Kory Stamper Copy Share Image
Individual grievances and pet peeves have got to go by the wayside. Generally, you don't have to worry about the guys who are playing… — Walter Alston Copy Share Image