Humor Quote by Peter Wisan Download Open image ““Peeves make for terrible pets.”” — Peter Wisan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Observation
“I have so many pet peeves that I can’t even pet them all. And damn I wish they were furry.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer.” — Bruce Graham Copy Share Image
“As a child I liked to piss on the carpet. The carpet rotted and I blamed it on the dog.” — Sarah Kane Copy Share Image
“That’s a shitty thing to do. It’s almost catlike in its evilness.” “See, your problem is you underestimate dogs. There’s a reason many of… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“We are like a bunch of dogs squirting on fire hydrants. We poison the groundwater with our toxic piss, marking everything MINE in a… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Peeves are like that: my peeves are law, yours are unhealthy obsessions.” — Robert Lane Greene Copy Share Image
“There are no bad dogs or bad humans, just inappropriate behavior.” — Shannon Riley-Coyner Copy Share Image
“If I had to pick another career, I'd be an optometrist for potatoes. That's where the money is.” — Peter Wisan Copy Share Image
“He wasn't like the other bears. While everyone else was hibernating, he would be out putting on his sneakers.” — Peter Wisan Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
