Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I’d like touch screens better if they were furry, like cats.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer.” — Bruce Graham Copy Share Image
“I have so many pet peeves that I can’t even pet them all. And damn I wish they were furry.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Remember, there's more than one way to skin a cat. It can be done so that the animal will never know he's lost his… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
“They tell me that I rub the fur the wrong way. I don't; let the cat turn around.” — Billy Sunday Copy Share Image
“I wanted to draw a raised middle finger, but I would draw a kitten instead. Normal people loved kittens.” — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
“I wanted to touch him like he was a bunny, a kitten, something so special and soft your fingertips can’t leave it alone.” — E. Lockhart Copy Share Image
“They treat me like some sort of pet cat but claws I have, and claws I will use” — Paul Doherty Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
