Electric chair Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to what the hell your way out of your neighbor’s bedroom.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to lay down the law. Lay it down over there, on top of the bed, and I’ll come over…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used for anti-population-control purposes. Get naked and get under the blanket and I’ll show you how it works.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used like a trumpet could be used as a murder weapon. And if the cops ask you what I was…

— Jarod Kintz

“Blankets could be used to identify liars and thieves, if lawmakers passed laws stating that lawmakers were required by law to wear blankets out…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover up my modesty. And used to cover up my nakedness.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a bathtub tarp, keeping all the body’s heat in, and the police’s and murder victim’s wife’s eyes out.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket is a coffin, if the cops are after you and you have to dump a body quick.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to settle disputes. Hold my penis while I demonstrate how it would work. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a smothering agent, sort of like an employee of the NSA.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Mother's electric blanket broke, & I have 'mended' it, so she may be practising suttee involuntarily before long.”

— Philip Larkin

“A blanket could be used for selfish reasons. I would list those reasons, but they’re mine—all of them. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.
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— Jarod Kintz