Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Let my hand be a blanket for my penis.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to represent my feelings for you. I think it’s slightly more communicative than me giving you a scrap of…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover up my modesty. And used to cover up my nakedness.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to wrap up a case.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to confuse and disorient. Think of it not as a bed adornment, but as a really big blindfold. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a shield, in a fight with a cold shower. I know, because I won that battle this morning,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to fly interdimensionally. My penis is a wormhole.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a trap to ensnare two entangled lovers. Using this method is how I found my current girlfriend and…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to fill in the blank.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to trap my love in, before it dissipates out into the world.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to keep me from exploding. My patience is wearing thin, and my clothes are also wearing thin, and in…

— Jarod Kintz