Mustache Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A girl like a squirrel! As swift, as sudden, as black and as red!”

— Ellis Peters

I miss you like a squirrel misses his nuts.

— Anonymous

I cannot pull off a mustache. It's like threading a needle, because most of the time, I'll look like a complete idiot.

— Will Forte

A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.

— Rose Wilder Lane

I would quite like to play a big concert as Freddie Mercury. I can't sing that great and I haven't yet found a use…

— Kate Beckinsale

I would quite like to play a big concert as Freddie Mercury. I cant sing that great and I havent yet found a use…

— Kate Beckinsale

“Uneasy Rider" Falling in love with a mustache is like saying you can fall in love with the way a man polishes his shoes…

— Diane Wakoski

“The man uttering these words had a face like the Golem of Prague and a barrel-shaped body that belonged on a beer cart. He…

— Philip Kerr

“It's the way he gets noticed, you know? I mean, imagine what it would be like if you were a squirrel living in the…

— Jodi Picoult

He's a cousin of some friends of the Lightwoods or something. He's nice. I promise." "Nice, bah. He's gorgeous." Magnus gazed dreamily in his…

— Cassandra Clare

Even though we're tiny bitches I don't give a shit. I will fucking attack you like a squirrel monkey.

— Snooki

The first pleasant days of spring come out like a squirrel and go in again.

— Henry David Thoreau