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This squirrel is inadequately afraid of humans! Squirrel, I am a threat to you! We are enemies! Please get off my bench! Oh, god!…

— John Green

“Perfect! Now we're being chased by hoards of monkeys! Perhaps you would care to name their species as we're attacked, just so I can…

— Colleen Houck

I wouldn't give my troubles to a monkey on a rock.

— David Letterman

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

— Peter Kay

We are the biggest sissies in the jungle. Every other animal is stronger than we are - they have fangs, they have claws, they…

— Christopher McDougall

“Hand-to-hand combat with three hundred pounds of screaming monkey menace is not my idea of a fair fight. My idea of a fair fight…

— Dean Koontz

I really don't like monkeys.

— Huda Kattan

The nice thing about Squirrel Girl is that she's smart, and she looks for situations that don't necessarily involve punching people all the time.

— Ryan North

I'm a barrel of monkeys, kid, though mostly I figure monkeys stuck in a barrel are just going to be pissed off.

— Anonymous

This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey.

— ZZ Top

Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?

— Anonymous

Everybody saying this, everybody doing that. I ain't never been good at monkey see monkey do... are you?

— Gee Linder