You are the definition of a squirrel... your only happy when you have nuts in your mouth — Dominique Young Unique Copy Share Image
I Just tasered a squirrel and now it's on the floor being a drama queen. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“We were of thirteen minds, like a tree, in which there is one Red-tail and eleven squirrel parts.” — Cameron Conaway Copy Share Image
No one knew about the squirrel’s skull beneath her bed, but no one wanted to know. — Ian Mcewan Copy Share Image
Squirrel was a thing people ate where I lived. It was part of the culinary lexicon. — Steven Rinella Copy Share Image
You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. — Sarah Jessica Parker Copy Share Image
That's how to make a stand-up comedian: You take a person who is uncomfortable and try to squirrel their way out of… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
Our flying squirrel is in no proper sense a flyer. On the ground, he is more helpless than a chipmunk, because less… — John Burroughs Copy Share Image
The idea is that there is a kind of memory in nature. Each kind of thing has a collective memory. So, take… — Rupert Sheldrake Copy Share Image
“It was one of those moments when everything is out of balance, I suppose, and just watching an odd thing seems to… — Colum McCann Copy Share Image
My first job was as a treetopper, and I was so damn good at it they called me 'Squirrel.' And then I… — Hal Needham Copy Share Image
Groundhog Day: 'This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It was like having a heart to heart with a squirrel. You want to believe they understand you, but deep down, logical… — Laurel Dewey Copy Share Image
One tax dodge often used by multi-national companies is to squirrel their earnings abroad in foreign subsidiaries located in countries where taxes… — Robert Reich Copy Share Image
The growth of things like 'meme coins' on everything from Trump to DOGE to Peanut the Squirrel are about flashy headlines and… — Ruben Gallego Copy Share Image
If we were all to chase every squirrel that comes running along in the form of a personal dispute or a mischaracterization… — Mike Lee Copy Share Image
“We broke and ran. The squirrel, however, was not a quitter. Glancing over my shoulder, I saw that it was in fact… — Joe R. Lansdale Copy Share Image
Istanbul in the snow is a wonder. The extravagant pleasures on show in the Topkapi Palace Museum - the sultan's robes thickly… — Bettany Hughes Copy Share Image
“Hesitantly, I touched the stump where my finger used to be. In my mind, something almost remembered itself, but the fumes of… — Dan Chaon Copy Share Image
“Hidden up there behind some branches sits one glaring squirrel. “I don’t know,” I say. “He looks pretty pissed, though.” “Good.” I… — Matthew Norman Copy Share Image
Recently my fingers have developed a prejudice against comparatives. They all follow this pattern: a squirrel is smaller than a tree; a… — Bertolt Brecht Copy Share Image
“I can't kill myself, I thought. I'm too insignificant. I'm nothing. I'm a thumbprint on the first-floor window of a skyscraper, a… — Rex Pickett Copy Share Image
“A squirrel flies in," said Dr. Meescham. "This I did not expect at all. It is what I love about life, that… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
“So then they’d snuggled up to each other, naked, and started to talk. Ezra told her about the time he was six… — Sara Shepard Copy Share Image
Come on," Alec said, already stomping down the ramp. "Let's find us a squirrel." He swept the weapon back and forth as… — James Dashner Copy Share Image
“How can it not exist? What does that—” A tiny grey body shot in front of the Land Rover. “Squirrel!” Mad Rogan… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“When their chatter died to a contented lull, a small red squirrel ventured out of the oak grove and turned to the… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“I can see every day that a squirrel's perfectly at home in a world of trees. But imagine taking that squirrel and… — Mira Kirshenbaum Copy Share Image
