Squirrel Quotes

She's as nutty as squirrel poo.

— Anonymous

My squirrel drawing

— Anonymous

that's as nutty as squirrel turds

— Anonymous

Squirrel brains make you smart.

— Kay Robertson

“She’s nutty as squirrel poo.”

— J.K. Rowling

There's only one Squirrel Girl!

— Ryan North

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

— Sarah Jessica Parker

I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket.

— Anthony Jeselnik

Humanity appreciates truth about as much as a squirrel appreciates silver.

— Vernon Howard

The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.

— Bob Saget

Tricker the Squirrel is the best piece I ever wrote. It's intricate.

— Ken Kesey

“There’s a dead squirrel in every good poem.”

— Lisa Williams Kline

“Your ancient enemy is basically just a really, really big squirrel”

— Sebastien de Castell

Don't focus on distractions-SQUIRREL!!!

— Alec Straub

No one knew about the squirrel’s skull beneath Briony bed, but no one wanted to know.

— Ian Mcewan

My goal is for a complete collection of 'Squirrel Girl' comics to be equivalent to a C.S. bachelor degree. Now there's a…

— Ryan North

I don't know if I have sexual magnetism or animal magnetism, though sometimes I'll find a squirrel stuck to my forehead.

— Emo Philips

“I know my name's Squirrelpaw, but I never thought I'd wish that I WAS a squirrel!”

— Erin Hunter

“Nugget?" said Micah, offering a lump to Toby. "Thanks," said Toby. He took a bite and chewed thoughtfully. "I think maybe it…

— Ridley Pearson

Life is complicated, stupid, confusing and annoying. Why couldn't I have been a squirrel?

— Anonymous

“I won't always be the odd ones going round and round in our owe little squirrel cage!”

— Corinne Willis

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa.

— Mark Zuckerberg

“I can't kill myself, I thought. I'm too insignificant. I'm nothing. I'm a thumbprint on the first-floor window of a skyscraper, a…

— Rex Pickett

“he surprised her by signing, “You are the most beautiful girl in the world.” Ander didn’t know it, but he had signed,…

— Fannie Flagg

My childhood is more hick than I could ever possibly relate to you, and also more intellectual than you would ever expect.…

— Shea Hembrey

“To A Squirrel At Kyle-Na-No Come play with me; Why should you run Through the shaking tree As though I'd a gun…

— W.B. Yeats

“Apparently, in addition to muscles, Nate had an inner squirrel. He didn't have any trouble balancing on the tree, whereas I felt…

— Eileen Cook

I've started collecting taxidermy: I've got a red squirrel, called Steve. I made sure he came with certificates so we know he…

— Arthur Darvill

When one's dead, one's dead... This squirrel will become earth all in his time. And still later on, there'll grow new trees…

— Tove Jansson

“  Words for Flora Nothing would be easier without you, because you are everything, all of it — sprinkles, quarks, giant donuts,…

— Kate DiCamillo

“I can see every day that a squirrel's perfectly at home in a world of trees. But imagine taking that squirrel and…

— Mira Kirshenbaum

I go into it with the attitude that I'm not going to look at my leg, and as soon as they get…

— Tony Stewart

There's got to be a moment when that baby [flying] squirrel looks from the end of one branch to the tree six…

— Jodi Picoult

“How can it not exist? What does that—” A tiny grey body shot in front of the Land Rover. “Squirrel!” Mad Rogan…

— Ilona Andrews

“squirrel is in a pine tree, when all of a sudden, it starts shaking. He looks down, and sees an elephant climbing…

— Adrian McKinty

“When their chatter died to a contented lull, a small red squirrel ventured out of the oak grove and turned to the…

— Lisa Kleypas

And thus flowed the current of life. The seeds of the silverbell were converted into squirrel; and squirrels were converted into foxes.…

— Harvey Broome

“Hesitantly, I touched the stump where my finger used to be. In my mind, something almost remembered itself, but the fumes of…

— Dan Chaon

“I guess even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then. Anthony”

— KB Jacobs

Never lose sight of an antelope for a dashing squirrel.

— PLO Lumumba