I Just tasered a squirrel and now it's on the floor being a drama queen. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I am a crazy, rabid squirrel! I want my cookies!” — Hammy, the Squirrel” — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
My dad liked to boil a squirrel head and suck the brains out the nose. Smaller than a chicken, bigger than a… — Beth Ditto Copy Share Image
How comedic are squirrels? We don't have squirrels in Australia. The first time I saw a squirrel was at a meeting at… — Liam Hemsworth Copy Share Image
Flying Squirrel remind me of Ultimate Warrior because he a little rat when he jump in ring like that idiot Jose Canseco… — The Iron Sheik Copy Share Image
“I've changed my mind. I don't want to be a squirrel any more. I'd rather be a bird!” — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
“They might as well have been trying to fit a squirrel through the eye of a needle.” — Maya Bode Copy Share Image
“You crawled inside my ribs to die. Giant becomes squirrel becomes a dirt-wet girl feverishly alive.” — Virginia Petrucci Copy Share Image
The red squirrel is more common and less dignified than the gray, and oftener guilty of petty larceny about the barns and… — John Burroughs Copy Share Image
Squirrel was a thing people ate where I lived. It was part of the culinary lexicon. — Steven Rinella Copy Share Image
A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They're dangerous. It's rare. I've torn most of the… — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
Squirrel Girl is basically a Silver Age character in the modern age, and that makes her a fish out of water in… — Ryan North Copy Share Image
I'm a big believer in small, dark, cozy bedrooms. I would describe myself as introspective - I feel things first, and then… — Michael Bastian Copy Share Image
This squirrel is inadequately afraid of humans! Squirrel, I am a threat to you! We are enemies! Please get off my bench!… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Ariq’s fingers caught in her hair, tugged her close. “This is why,” he said roughly againstwhy I wanted you from almost the… — Meljean Brook Copy Share Image
“A squirrel dashed by, leaping from the apple tree to one of the white oaks a good eight feet away. He looked… — Melanie Jackson Copy Share Image
“And then the squirrel ran up my legs searching for nuts.' I nearly spewed my coffee and my eyes went wide as… — Rachel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
“It was like having a heart to heart with a squirrel. You want to believe they understand you, but deep down, logical… — Laurel Dewey Copy Share Image
“A nurse’s aid threw the contents of a patient’s water glass out a window, the mass of water hitting the ground dislodging… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
One reason, doubtless, why squirrels are so bold and reckless in leaping through the trees is that, if they miss their hold… — John Burroughs Copy Share Image
“After tail spinning into chaos, one needs a bolt-hole, to resource and ‘challenge’ oneself, break free from the haunting constrictions, squirrel back… — Erik Pevernagie Copy Share Image
Sometimes, I get such a craving for squirrel meat that I'll go to extremes to get it. — Steven Rinella Copy Share Image
No one knew about the squirrel’s skull beneath her bed, but no one wanted to know. — Ian Mcewan Copy Share Image
A squirrel is the same as a can, when there's a bb gun in my hand. Can't you see that I am… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
The squirrel has not yet found the acorn that will grow to the oak that will be cut to form the cradle… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“I want you to use your misplaced acorn of a brain before the squirrel comes looking for it again.” — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
You are the definition of a squirrel... your only happy when you have nuts in your mouth — Dominique Young Unique Copy Share Image
That's how to make a stand-up comedian: You take a person who is uncomfortable and try to squirrel their way out of… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
“We were of thirteen minds, like a tree, in which there is one Red-tail and eleven squirrel parts.” — Cameron Conaway Copy Share Image
Groundhog Day: 'This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One tax dodge often used by multi-national companies is to squirrel their earnings abroad in foreign subsidiaries located in countries where taxes… — Robert Reich Copy Share Image
“My author role model is Kurata Misako. I want to be rich enough to drive from room to room in my home… — Christy Leigh Stewart Copy Share Image
The growth of things like 'meme coins' on everything from Trump to DOGE to Peanut the Squirrel are about flashy headlines and… — Ruben Gallego Copy Share Image
Our flying squirrel is in no proper sense a flyer. On the ground, he is more helpless than a chipmunk, because less… — John Burroughs Copy Share Image
