Benches Quote by John Green

“When life gives you squirrels, your bound to be a little nuts!”

— Brenda Lochinger

“You have the survival instincts of a suicidal squirrel”

— Marguerite Labbe

Even though we're tiny bitches I don't give a shit. I will fucking attack you like a squirrel monkey.

— Snooki

“In the far corner of the yard, two squirrels raced up a tree trunk, their little feet scrabbling frantically on the bark. He couldn’t…

— Tom Perrotta

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

— Sarah Jessica Parker

Fear not, we are of the nature of the lion, and cannot descend to the destruction of mice and such small beasts.

— Elizabeth I

There is something very human in this apparent mirth and mockery of the squirrels. It seems to be a sort of ironical laughter, and…

— John Burroughs

I'm not scared of animals, except for rats. I'll break down in tears if I see a rat!

— Jeremy Irvine

You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.

— Sarah Jessica Parker

“there are a large variety of robots that can work against squirrels,”

— Bill Adler Jr

“It is better to scare off a mouse than welcome a badger”

— Erin Hunter

“There is only one predator more formidable than a lion: fear.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo