Comparison Quote by Demetri Martin

People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very…

— Demetri Martin

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

— Sarah Jessica Parker

You are the definition of a squirrel... your only happy when you have nuts in your mouth

— Dominique Young Unique

You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.

— Sarah Jessica Parker

There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb.

— George W. Bush

Well, it may be humorous to you, but it’s a very serious matter to the squirrels.

— Lisa Kleypas

Squirrel was a thing people ate where I lived. It was part of the culinary lexicon.

— Steven Rinella

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect.

— Dylan Moran

Squirrels are just rats with good publicity

— Garrison Wynn

There is something very human in this apparent mirth and mockery of the squirrels. It seems to be a sort of ironical laughter, and…

— John Burroughs

More and more I am certain that the only difference between man and animals is that men can count and animals cannot and if…

— Gertrude Stein

How comedic are squirrels? We don't have squirrels in Australia. The first time I saw a squirrel was at a meeting at Disney.

— Liam Hemsworth