Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I drink screwdrivers because they help me unwind.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I wish I could get drunk and do useful things without remembering -like finishing a book, or cleaning the tub.” — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“I stared at the doors and rewound the evening wondering how I got myself in this latest predicament. Without lemon drops to blame (I… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“My eyes break open. Two shattered windows filling my mouth with glass.” — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
“In the kitchen, refilling my glass." Peters's voice carried through the kitchen doorway. "You people drive me to drink, and I can't do it… — Sara Driscoll Copy Share Image
“How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener.” — Mike Miller Copy Share Image
“On its own, having escaped my grasp, the spool I had loosed was unwinding.” — Julien Gracq Copy Share Image
“THERE WAS NO RUSH going down the fire stairs. I’d had enough exercise for one day. When I hit the lobby I didn’t make… — William Hjortsberg Copy Share Image
“If you drink, you risk divulging your secrets. Here, have another glass.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I took a breath. Pictured the bed waiting for me upstairs. Then retreated to the lobby bar alone and ordered an ice-cold gin martini,… — Stuart Connelly Copy Share Image
“I needed to plug that hole in my head where the marbles were pouring out.” — Ann Charles Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
