Absurd Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I sit at the little table, eating creamed corn with a fork. I have a fork and a spoon, but never a knife. When…

— Margaret Atwood

“I have a fork and a spoon, but never a knife. When there’s meat they cut it up for me ahead of time, as…

— Margaret Atwood

“Fact: The plastic knife is perfect for when a person just wants to make some marks on his food and get insanely frustrated at…

— Demetri Martin

“You underestimate how deeply you cut when your intentions carry no knives.”

— Penny Reid

“So you want a knife, a nice sharp knife. You hone that blade to its limits. It even cuts through stone when you want…

— Karen Traviss

“Knife, Fork, Spoon. Rock, Paper, Scissors. It’s the Rule of Three.”

— Megan McDonald

If the only tool you have is a hammer, it's hard to eat spaghetti.

— David Allen

“It is easy to forget that a fork is simply a knife with several blades.”

— James L. Richardson

“It’s the dull knife that cuts you.”

— N.D. Wilson

“You have to do the cutting yourself, to let out the pain inside. Getting someone else to slice you up is cheating.”

— Lauren Beukes

“I eat spaghetti with my fingers, because it reminds me of me running my fingers through her wet red hair. Ah, but that’s life,…

— Jarod Kintz

“I am not the sharpest knife in the knife-thing.”

— Jimmy Dore