Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I thought about how, at twenty-six, I shouldn’t have to floss yet, who wants to be bothered! I didn’t even have the energy left…

— Chrissi Sepe

“We went into a small, windowless office crowded between two others that appeared empty. A middle-aged American woman was seated behind a metal desk.…

— Gene Wolfe

“look how many teeth / you have—the better to swallow the sky.”

— Emily O'Neill

Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.

— Stephen Chbosky

I always wondered how theres 6 members in my family but theres like 20 tooth brushes…

— Green Monk

“I’m not going to give my love a set of flimsy fucking brushes, am I? Only long, hard, phallic shaped things will do for…

— Kylie Scott

“Chandler Foss is flossing his teeth”

— David Foster Wallace

“You have what we in France call ‘good time teeth,’” she said. “Why on earth would you want to change them?” “Um, because I…

— David Sedaris

“Don't you dare throw out my toothbrush.”

— Kalayna Price

“How much worse can it get than finishing dinner, having him reach over, pull a hair out of my head, and start flossing with…

— Nora Ephron

“Some weeks I didn’t floss because if I couldn’t hurt myself anymore, what did I even have left.”

— Guillaume Morissette

“You're pretty great, God, and I mean that, but if it were up to me - like if I happened to be YOU -…

— Gregor Collins