Quote by Guillaume Morissette

“I thought about how, at twenty-six, I shouldn’t have to floss yet, who wants to be bothered! I didn’t even have the energy left…

— Chrissi Sepe

“You're pretty great, God, and I mean that, but if it were up to me - like if I happened to be YOU -…

— Gregor Collins

“I didn't just broke my tooth,but I even swallowed too ,wtf .”

— Makis Philosofukciss

“Dying is easy, getting the dental floss off your finger and into the trash is hard.”

— Gregor Collins

“How much worse can it get than finishing dinner, having him reach over, pull a hair out of my head, and start flossing with…

— Nora Ephron

“Either my water just broke or I wet myself.”

— R.K. Lilley

“I'm in pain all the time,' I said, 'and if I gave into it then I'd do nothing.”

— Bernard Cornwell

“Chandler Foss is flossing his teeth”

— David Foster Wallace

“I encouraged my patients to floss. It was hard to do some days. They should have flossed. Flossing prevents periodontal disease and can extend…

— Joshua Ferris

“I thought you might supply some tenderness I lacked But out of all the things I offered you took my breath away and now…

— Carrie Fisher

“Maybe you didn’t brush your teeth enough.”

— Meghan Quinn

“I have told myself you are not allowed to hurt me anymore. That's what hurts the most.”

— pleasefindthis