Quote by Guillaume Morissette

“sat down to write a book and instead left hilariously awesome comments across various statuses. You're welcome, Facebook.”

— Jordan Krumbine

“And it looks like the universe finally took care of Facebook once and for all.”

— Sean Platt

“Facebook is not just injurious to health, it's now a full-on humanitarian crisis.”

— Abhijit Naskar

“Facebook is not your source of love and care. Facebook (and other Internet giants) digitally manipulates our need for love,”

— Ivo Quartiroli

“Like in Facebook is simply a kiss on the check.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“Today I fed him right off the bat, and only checked Facebook twice.”

— Chila Woychik

“What's Facebook? It's where moms like me post about how much we love the husbands who annoy the living bejesus out of us, and…

— Bunmi Laditan

“So I surrendered. I joined Facebook. And you know what? It turns out the only reason they wanted me to join was so they…

— Chuck Klosterman

“Facebook is the perfect place to try on different identities until she finds one that sticks.”

— Brooke Hauser

“Facebook without friends is like a hospital with no relative and a few medical attendants to ask about you at scheduled time.. Life without…

— Himmilicious

“From what I’ve found a lot of people on Facebook are desperate for recognition and social interaction. They want me to find them, to…

— Peter Jelen

“Facebook had to be the biggest playground for self-absorbed assholes that the world had ever seen.”

— Jana Deleon