“Just think before you speak,” says Matt. “Have you ever tried that?” you say. “Thinking before you speak, in real life? The other person just stares at you. It’s awkward. Impossible to think. They should change it to, when you’re… — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“An ad on Facebook kept asking me if I was “tough enough,” but it never felt like I was.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“Don't take my pain away, leave my pain right there, you could even put more pain inside my pain and it wouldn't bother me.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“Convincing myself I was a “good artist” while also knowing how pointless it was to be one.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“I had a dream in which I clicked on a hyperlink and it led me directly into another brain.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“I spent my first two weeks in Toronto massively alone. I couldn’t tell if I had forgotten how to meet people, or if this… — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“When I am dead, take my ashes and make a computer with them.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“I like the internet because I envy the internet. It lives without the hindrance and limitations of a body and I don't.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“Some weeks I didn’t floss because if I couldn’t hurt myself anymore, what did I even have left.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“I miss you and I miss you naked. Those are two completely separate ways of missing you.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“One of the Ten Commandments should have been, “Avoid taking yourself seriously.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“Alternate universe in which the 1995 movie Waterworld wasn’t a box office flop, causing instant, worldwide acceptance of its important message about the dangers… — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“Logging into Facebook in the morning, I felt like some sort of indentured servant. “O Lord Facebook, I have come to pay tribute,” I… — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
