Ten commandments Quote by Guillaume Morissette Download Open image ““One of the Ten Commandments should have been, “Avoid taking yourself seriously.”” — Guillaume Morissette ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ten commandments
“Remember the 11th commandment. Thou shalt not take thyself to damn seriously.” — Roy Mcconnell Copy Share Image
“Thou askest me to take things seriously? After what thou didst last night? When thou needest to kill a man and instead did what… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
[Moses] probably said to himself, 'Must stop or I shall be getting silly.' That is why there are only ten commandments. — Mrs. Patrick Campbell Copy Share Image
“We cannot break the Ten Commandments. We can only break ourselves against them.” — Cecil B. DeMille Copy Share Image
“When we take ourselves too seriously, we are at the risk of taking other things, including God, too lightly,” — James J. Martin Copy Share Image
“One would go mad if one took the Bible seriously; but to take it seriously one must be already mad.” — Aleister Crowley Copy Share Image
The Ten Commandments don't tell you what you ought to do: They only put ideas into your head. — Elizabeth Bibesco Copy Share Image
“Every social ethic is doomed to failure if it is blind to personal responsibility" (The Ten Commandments, 10).” — J. Douma Copy Share Image
“Number eight of the ten Amazon commandments: never fight an opponent face-to-face if you couldn’t defeat him. Wait and stab him in the back… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“An ad on Facebook kept asking me if I was “tough enough,” but it never felt like I was.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“Don't take my pain away, leave my pain right there, you could even put more pain inside my pain and it wouldn't bother me.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“Convincing myself I was a “good artist” while also knowing how pointless it was to be one.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“I had a dream in which I clicked on a hyperlink and it led me directly into another brain.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“I spent my first two weeks in Toronto massively alone. I couldn’t tell if I had forgotten how to meet people, or if this… — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“When I am dead, take my ashes and make a computer with them.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“I like the internet because I envy the internet. It lives without the hindrance and limitations of a body and I don't.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“Some weeks I didn’t floss because if I couldn’t hurt myself anymore, what did I even have left.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“I miss you and I miss you naked. Those are two completely separate ways of missing you.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“Alternate universe in which the 1995 movie Waterworld wasn’t a box office flop, causing instant, worldwide acceptance of its important message about the dangers… — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“Logging into Facebook in the morning, I felt like some sort of indentured servant. “O Lord Facebook, I have come to pay tribute,” I… — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“What is art except being the real estate agent of your own neuroses.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Ten Commandments don't tell you what you ought to do: They only put ideas into your head. — Elizabeth Bibesco Copy Share Image
In my book I specifically discussed the structural nature of injustice and offered Nine Touchstones of Goddess ethics as an alternative to the Ten… — Carol P. Christ Copy Share Image
You know what they say: if God had been a Liberal, we wouldn't have had the ten commandments. We'd have had the ten suggestions — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“ The Ten Commandments As Interpreted by Robin Palmetier 1. Don’t lie. Unless it’s to the police. 2. Don’t cheat your customers. Robin always… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
The Law given from Sinai [The Ten Commandments] was a civil and municipal as well as a moral and religious code. — John Quincy Adams Copy Share Image
When you hear people demanding that the Ten Commandments be displayed in courtrooms and schoolrooms, always be sure to ask which set. It works… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“The Devil answer'd: bray a fool in a morter with wheat, yet shall not his folly be beaten out of him; if Jesus Christ… — William Blake Copy Share Image
A person who is fundamentally honest doesn't need a code of ethics. The Ten Commandments and the Sermon on the Mount are all the… — Harry S. Truman Copy Share Image
“Nothing is written in stone.” “The Ten Commandments are. And I think we both know that neither of us would pull off an A… — Shayne Silvers Copy Share Image
The only way those Ten Commandments and prayer would be stripped from that Courtroom is with the force of arms. — Fob James Copy Share Image