“What is art except being the real estate agent of your own neuroses.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“An ad on Facebook kept asking me if I was “tough enough,” but it never felt like I was.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“Don't take my pain away, leave my pain right there, you could even put more pain inside my pain and it wouldn't bother me.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“Convincing myself I was a “good artist” while also knowing how pointless it was to be one.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“I had a dream in which I clicked on a hyperlink and it led me directly into another brain.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“I spent my first two weeks in Toronto massively alone. I couldn’t tell if I had forgotten how to meet people, or if this was a skill I had simply never acquired in the first place. Being inside my head for several days in a row felt like a kind of death, like I was progressively receding into my imagination,… — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share
“When I am dead, take my ashes and make a computer with them.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“I like the internet because I envy the internet. It lives without the hindrance and limitations of a body and I don't.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“Some weeks I didn’t floss because if I couldn’t hurt myself anymore, what did I even have left.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“I miss you and I miss you naked. Those are two completely separate ways of missing you.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“One of the Ten Commandments should have been, “Avoid taking yourself seriously.” — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“Alternate universe in which the 1995 movie Waterworld wasn’t a box office flop, causing instant, worldwide acceptance of its important message about the dangers… — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
“Logging into Facebook in the morning, I felt like some sort of indentured servant. “O Lord Facebook, I have come to pay tribute,” I… — Guillaume Morissette Copy Share Image
