““Just think before you speak,” says Matt. “Have you ever tried that?” you say. “Thinking before you speak, in real life? The other person just stares at you. It’s awkward. Impossible to think. They should change it to, when you’re talking with someone, go hide somewhere, think very hard for a while then come back to the other person and say whatever it is you’ve thought. But that’s harder to memorize.””
