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“I never swallowed before. The idea of it wigged me out, but not with him. Apparently, it was my inner porn star.”

— J. Lynn

“I was born with a broken key in my mouth.”

— Robert Black

“His jaw was so tight I thought he'd break a couple of teeth.”

— Marshall Thornton

“Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallowed a…

— Melissa Aragon

“Some weeks I didn’t floss because if I couldn’t hurt myself anymore, what did I even have left.”

— Guillaume Morissette

“When you have a piece of gum... don't swallow it.”

— Maccaroni and cheeze

“Best stop swallowing, you're like to choke on it.”

— George R.R. Martin

“My eyes break open. Two shattered windows filling my mouth with glass.”

— Tahereh Mafi

“I caught a sob before it quite broke, surprised at how quickly it had cut me.”

— Kristen D. Randle

“Even a stone would talk if you broke its teeth.”

— Danilo Kiš

“I live well! I may have been swallowed, but I have no intention of being eaten.”

— Mac Barnett

“Have you ever tried to pick up your bloody teeth off the ground with a broken hand?”

— Gary Creekmore