Humorous Quote by Melissa Aragon

“When you have a piece of gum... don't swallow it.”

— Maccaroni and cheeze

“I didn't just broke my tooth,but I even swallowed too ,wtf .”

— Makis Philosofukciss

“Nothing like a spider in the mouth to get you thinking. ”

— Steve Aylett

“Chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most”

— Willie Wonka

“But I had never seen a spider like this one. It was purple. And then it made a hissing noise akin to a cat…

— Rebecca Royce

“I thought I was going to be the first person to die from gum build up clogging my stomach cavity”

— Katie Kacvinsky

“I threw my hand over my mouth and blurted out the first best excuse I could come up with, “Morning breath!”

— Melissa Aragon

“bowl. It was disgusting to think that this was what a gumdrop might look like in your stomach, and it was insulting to be…

— David Sedaris

“Should have swallowed!!”

— John M. Albert

“The gum is so minty in my mouth as I chew it, I can hardly inhale. It's like inhaling the steam off a block…

— Laura Kasischke

I think I swallowed a bug!

— A Bugs Life

“Some people have a hard time walking and chewing gum at the same time. Not me I cant ever get the gum out of…

— Bill Myers