First place Quote by David Sedaris

“When you have a piece of gum... don't swallow it.”

— Maccaroni and cheeze

“I opened my mouth, mad enough to spit, and said loudly, “I don’t eat iceberg lettuce!” Really? I asked myself. That’s what you’re going…

— Piper Kerman

“Sorry. Was it awful?” “Being a rat? No. First it was disorienting. I was suddenly at ankle-level with everyone. I thought I'd drunk a…

— Cassandra Clare

“We walked downtown in the rain, both of us sucking on those hot, spicy mints we hadn't meant to buy. When the spiciness started…

— Anonymous

“I thought I was going to be the first person to die from gum build up clogging my stomach cavity”

— Katie Kacvinsky

“You'd better eat that," she says. "I'm taking it easy on my stomach," I protest. "Come on. It just had a knife in it.”

— Kendare Blake

“You were a very confusing object for the Itineris to digest. So it held you for a bit. You’re quite fortunate it eventually decided…

— Rachel Hawkins

“It was obvious that the woman was trying to turn over a new leaf, so we bought all her bowls. I got a gigantic…

— Debby Bull

“Was it really necessary? Was it absolutely necessary to steal that sugar bowl from Esme Squalor?”

— Lemony Snicket

“One thing I don't like about crap: its size that is too big to be digested.”

— Toba Beta

“Of course, if I had misbehaved that day, my dinner was a salad made entirely out of iceberg lettuce, with water on top instead…

— Jarod Kintz

“It was beautiful, this place, and it was savage. It swallowed you and made you a part of itself, or if you proved too…

— Sue Monk Kidd