American woman Quote by Gene Wolfe

“We have thirty-two teeth. After a while, having each tooth individually destroyed probably gets repetitive, even dull. But it never stops hurting.”

— John Green

“look how many teeth / you have—the better to swallow the sky.”

— Emily O'Neill

“The dentist swiveled on his heels and disappeared, leaving me there to massage my jaw back into feeling after its brief, masochistic marriage to…

— Jonathan Lethem

“..Like the cavities of missing teeth in some giant denture, into which new ones were to be fitted.”

— Bess Streeter Aldrich

“American men like their women to have these special teeth... ”

— Oliver Reed

“How many supermodels can you fit in a toothpick canister? I don’t know, but I prefer floss.”

— Jarod Kintz

“She's eighty-four and still has all her teeth. She keeps them in a little wooden box on her dressing table.”

— Simon Hugh Wheeler

“I would prefer to have gum on my face than own up to the fact that I accidentally got gum on my face. And…

— Alicia Thompson

Aristotle could have avoided the mistake of thinking that women have fewer teeth than men, by the simple device of asking Mrs. Aristotle to…

— Bertrand Russell

“Oh, Grandmother, what terribly big teeth you have!”

— Marissa Meyer

“Just because a woman’s got no teeth doesn’t mean she’s wise. It might just mean she’s been stupid for a very long time.”

— Terry Pratchett

Dear slut, when the dentist said,

— Avery McKinney