Humor Quote by Simon Hugh Wheeler

“Oh, Grandmother, what terribly big teeth you have!”

— Marissa Meyer

“I want to run out and buy her flowers and candy and other things that will wilt and die or rot her teeth.”

— S.G. Browne

“She had the kind of legs that make an old man's false teeth rattle when they're still in the glass.”

— Don Cambou

“Her teeth had the nice shiny look that comes from standing all night in a glass of solution.”

— Raymond Chandler

“- What are those? - Teeth. Wood. - But w... - I like to bite them back.”

— Scott Snyder

“She didn’t look any older, so far as she could tell from the mirror, but her heart felt like somebody had been scraping the…

— Ursula Vernon

“You should see some of the stuff she keeps." He shuddered. I couldn’t help but be curious. "Like what?" "Finger bones. "Um … ew."…

— Alyxandra Harvey

“She had felt a kind of sadness, looking at the spoons. Spoons that had been lying in their case for perhaps sixty years without…

— John Ajvide Lindqvist

“Poor kid-- all she’d wanted to do was get her teeth fixed. ”

— Tom Upton

“She smiles, displaying an uneven row of sugar cube teeth.”

— Hannu Rajaniemi

“As she worked, Anna glanced occasionally at the Flossie Flirt doll wedged at the end of a shelf. She had wanted one so violently…

— Jennifer Egan

“Shiny teeth were footnote to her smile.”

— Aleksandar Hemon