Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Anyone want some of my foot long sub? It’s huge! It’s nearly half as long as my penis.”

— Jarod Kintz

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long.

— Patience Jr Kibabatoko

“Midget, midget, midget, how he struts and winks, For he knows a man's as big as what he hopes and thinks!”

— Kurt Vonnegut Jr

“The last three inches of my penis shaft are perfect. Of course, the last three and the first three are one and the same.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I am one pair of roses away from the grave,” I told the midget with the twelve-inch erection. It wasn’t his—he was just holding…

— Jarod Kintz

“How big is my penis? Big enough to touch my hands.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My penis isn’t big. It just appeared that way because the midget’s hands were so small.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I belong, and my penis, it be long.”

— Jarod Kintz

Boy : Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long. Girl : Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Never…

— Author Name

“Never say you are five feet nine when you are five feet eight and a half.”

— John Knowles

“Out of curiosity, when do I grow up and become a fullfledged man with a penis?” “When words like ‘hump day’ don’t make you…

— Dani Alexander

“I long for your love like the length of a midget.”

— Jarod Kintz