Marriage Quote by Jarod Kintz

“To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Is this how you get dates? You drag women into your car, lock them inside and don't let them out till they've agreed to…

— Ann Bruce

“A date?” I ask, a little shocked, a little excited. It’s about time my aunt got back on the horse. “Like a real date…

— Nessa Morgan

“Did I mention you're going to have to drive on our date?" I asked. "Cheap bastard.”

— Patrick Carman

“We've been together for seven years. Can I really just walk out in the middle of a date and not look back?” #shinersbayou #book2…

— Gen Griffin

When a man says, "Get out of my house! what would you have with my wife?" there is no answer to be made.

— Miguel de Cervantes

A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So…

— Henny Youngman

“A Woman who let out a Sigh Outside a Mansion, should Never ask her Husband Why He Works Late”

— Vineet Raj Kapoor

“Oh my God!" a woman whispered loudly. "They're gonna do it on the front lawn!”

— Anonymous

“Are you all right to drive without me talking you home?” He laughed a little. “You know what? I can’t remember doing this before.…

— Robyn Carr

“It seemed harmless enough until she misplaced her "Dildo" and started calling the neighbors to ask if she could borrow one of theirs!”

— Mollie Gross

“So we show up on her porch out of the blue, kidnap her, feed her frozen fruit and ask her on a date. Genius”

— Aprilynne Pike