Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Gin is a confusing drink. It’s the only liquid that’s both wet and dry.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“A bottle of gin sat in the center of the table. More emptiness than gin in the bottle.” — Colum McCann Copy Share Image
“Gin’s the toughest gal I know. Takes a licking and keeps on ticking, just like a Timex. Isn’t that right, Gin?” — Jennifer Estep Copy Share Image
“I'm embarrassed to receive you lying down. It's nothing: a slight temperature that I'm treating with gin.” — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
“See, vodka, that’s drinking. Beer—well, beer is just getting the inside of your mouth wet.” — Tad Williams Copy Share Image
“I don’t have much time, sir, but fortunately I have a lot of gin.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
We shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It is my only weakness. — Ernest Thesiger Copy Share Image
“Your presence resembles a dirty martini, she only drinks it when she’s thirsty.” — Shannon Lynette Copy Share Image
“Gino refilled my glass. “What a night. Booze, broads, and a barroom brawl.” — Michael Murphy Copy Share Image
“No, Joy, you just think gin makes you brilliant. Gin makes you sotted. Chocolate makes you brilliant.” — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
