Quote by Albert Camus

“Out of gin and tired as hell.”

— Ari Berk

“Gin is a confusing drink. It’s the only liquid that’s both wet and dry.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I don’t have much time, sir, but fortunately I have a lot of gin.”

— Terry Pratchett

“...he was muttering my name over and over. Gin, Gin, Gin. Like it was some sort of prayer—or a curse. Sexiest damn thing I’d…

— Jennifer Estep

“I want to have hot, sweaty, monkey sex with you. Okay, perhaps that's too candid.”

— N.M. Silber

“Gin’s the toughest gal I know. Takes a licking and keeps on ticking, just like a Timex. Isn’t that right, Gin?”

— Jennifer Estep

“My insides melted, and if I wasn't mistaken, the throbbing in my tooth moved down lower. Much lower.”

— Elise Sax

“I’m drinking your reply. Maybe isn’t too hot or cold, so I’m chugging it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I clear my throat and say nothing and just drink the whole glass of water in one shot. “Somebody is really thirsty.” He says…

— Jannat Bhat

“You’re hot, I’ll give you that, but you kind of ruin it when you open your mouth.”

— Nyrae Dawn

“First, a bath. I'm feeling soiled. Too much contact with cold reality, I think.”

— Kerry Greenwood

“I’ll put some ice in your coffee, to cover up the fact that it was already cold and old. I do this because my…

— Jarod Kintz