Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Fruit punch is better than a sucker punch—but quick, flex your abs.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“Fruit free of any bruises, not yet broken open, / With flesh so firm and smooth, it cried out to be eaten!” — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
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“I can assure you that your underwear is safe around me. I prefer having the little fruit on the underwear I’m wearing than to… — Lindsey Brookes Copy Share Image
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“Crunches are an exercise where you lie on your back and angrily try to head-butt your crotch.” — Matthew Inman Copy Share Image
“It’s not how hard of a punch you can throw, it’s how hard of a punch you can take.” — Seamus McGraw Copy Share Image
“I wanted to peel his cock like a banana and staple it to his hips before pouring acid over it” — Ker Dukey Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
