Cock Like Quote by Ker Dukey

“That hair-pulling thing he did really peeled my bananas.”

— Nicole Peeler

“He was on the verge on insanity with one foot on a banana peel...”

— James Patterson

“I'm all about safe fruit. After I peel a banana, I roll on a condom.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Before I can stop myself I throw my half-eaten banana at him and it hits him on the back of his neck. He spins…

— Ella Dominguez

“A glazed banana peel is not for eating, it’s for innuendo.
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— Jarod Kintz

“..he went to the kitchen to get a banana; after each mouthful he pulled back a fraction the four or five strips of striped…

— Jean Echenoz

“I forgot to bring up banana peels. I guess it just slipped my mind.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I wouldn’t know how to seduce a monkey into eating a banana.”

— Paula Garner

“Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“I could carve a better man out of a banana.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“His skin was blotched as a dying banana.”

— David Mitchell

“I want to rip the rest of those buttons open and climb him like a monkey in a banana tree. Oh God, what I…

— Heather M. Orgeron