Best friend Quote by Luke Hartwell

“I'm not so much a good friend as I am the saviour who wants you to worship him forever.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“My friend enjoys his lashings like a Catholic schoolboy being flogged with priestly anal beads covered in wet dung. He takes it like he…

— Amber Gairbay

“When your best friend is the son of God, you get tired of losing every argument.”

— Christopher Moore

“If I could pray with my cock, I'd be much more religious”

— George R.R. Martin

“God is the best friend in the world. God can not ever be your enemy”

— Romo Romio

“It doesn't matter how many friends I have because my best friend is God. And, he is a Super Friend. People come and people…

— Amaka Imani Nkosazana

“So spare me your envy. It was the gods who neglected to give you a cock, not me.”

— George R.R. Martin

“For always remember this friends, that who a man is is always more important to God than what he does.”

— A.W. Tozer

“If you have any kind of habit that is more powerful then God within you, then it is your God.”

— Bob Greene

“I hate it when you talk to God. He always agrees with you.”

— Marshall Thornton

“There's something weird and sexual about the way some people talk about God--have you noticed?”

— Frank Portman

“I'm going to worship you every day for the rest of my life.”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas