Humor Quote by Frank Portman Download Open image ““There's something weird and sexual about the way some people talk about God--have you noticed?”” — Frank Portman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor People Talk
“Have you ever had an experience with God as wild as your most incredible sexual experience?” — Randy Elrod Copy Share Image
“I think God is a callous bitch not making me a lesbian. I'm deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in men.” — Diamanda Galás Copy Share Image
“It’s why people in sexual extremis say Oh, God . It’s not a cry to the Divine, it’s a recognition of their own divinity.” — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
“I can no longer pretend that I believe in God. It's highly possible that I lost this belief when I started having sexual relationships.” — Catherine Millet Copy Share Image
“You like that?” “God, yes.” “I don’t think God has anything to do with this, but feel free to call his name.” — K. Bromberg Copy Share Image
“It's neat how God puts things in front of us to get his point across.” — Amanda Penland Copy Share Image
“That’s the gist of it. Everyone wants to believe in God, but when He does show up and starts talking to people, everyone calls… — D.F. Noble Copy Share Image
“Really, when you think about it, how can God speak through everybody? Hmmmmmm.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“I've got a lot of ideas about God. I pray about as much as anybody, even though i am tough , yet I'm not… — Ian Cross Copy Share Image
“I always love the way everyone else seems to know what God is thinking. To me, it's more of a mystery.” — Laura Jensen Walker Copy Share Image
It was more like an abortion than music, but he got a wildly enthusiastic response from the crowd. Well, we're all pro-choice out here… — Frank Portman Copy Share Image
“I felt bad, but I did it anyway, because I'm only human. I was ashamed of myself and depressed afterward, though, which is human,… — Frank Portman Copy Share Image
Jane Gallagher had wanted to know what time it was, but for some reason Holden Caulfield hadn't wanted Stradlater to tell her. When Stradlater… — Frank Portman Copy Share Image
“I felt bad because Little Big Tom came in while we were making the tape and was like over the moon because he thought we were interested in his music. We had to humor him and listen to him deliver around six hundred speeches about fusion and the Art Ensemble of Chicago and Chicano and Latino influences on pretentious jazzy… — Frank Portman Copy Share
“No one does antimaterialism better than multigazillionaire rock stars.” — Frank Portman Copy Share Image
“And as for you, Holden, old son: if you happen to meet my body coming through the rye, I'd really appreciate it if you'd… — Frank Portman Copy Share Image
Girls have all the same parts, basically, and so much of how they look depends on the attitude, expectations, and obsessions of those who… — Frank Portman Copy Share Image
Monty Python: A documentary series on everyday life in Great Britain. — Frank Portman Copy Share Image
There's always a bit of suspense about the particular way in which a given school year will get off to a bad start. — Frank Portman Copy Share Image
“I was starting to realize the extent of the problem here: everyone is always lying to each other, and even when they're trying to… — Frank Portman Copy Share Image
“One day they'll wake up and realize that we were right about everything all along.” — Frank Portman Copy Share Image
“I'm not any religion myself, but for the record, I'm pretty sure I do believe in God. It's just a feeling I have. I… — Frank Portman Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share